LobsterTrain's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Flash GTA]

quite boring

It's quite fun to begin with and the controls are nice and responsive but it gets boring real quick and the track is so bland and it looks like this whole game had next to no effort put into it.

[London Riots: The Game]

not very good

While I found the idea kind of funny (also tasteless) the game isn't that good. It's quite fun to begin with but then it gets far too difficult way too quickly and it gets really repetitive and rather boring.

[Meaty Boner]

Very good fun

Great fun for a side-scrolling brawler. The gameplay is simple, the controls are tight and flawless, the artwork is good and the animations are smooth and the whole thing is free of glitches. I liked the humour in this game such as the innuendos ans the other small touches, like the Dot Dot Dot references and the portraits in the backgrounds of some of the levels. The difficulty isn't too bad as it starts off easy and then gradually gets harder. The one small problem I had with the game was that there is no real strategy to fighting most of the enemies, just punch the shit out of them until they die, and the levels were rather repetitive. Overall it's a fun game, and the strategy required to defeat the final boss made up for the lack of strategy in the other levels.

[Super Mario Crossover]

Excellent Shit

Its Super mario bros....... BUT YOU CAN PLAY AS OTHER NINTENDO CHARACTERS!!! WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?!?!?!

[Carve n' Share]

Nice

Its good fun

[Portal Defenders]

Excellent fun

Very true to old skool side scrolling beat em ups

[Get Tom out of the closet]

so is that it?

All i did was switch on the TV and then Tom came out of the closet. Is that it? funny game anyways